Thursday, October 16, 2008

Jerry, George, Elaine, or Kramer?

So, I figured if I just started typing something would come to me.

I'm discovering I might just be a "Seinfeld Blogger," if you know what I mean - a blog about nothing. In fact, I have no doubt I could go on and on without having said one substantial thing. Never, ever did I have a problem meeting the word requirements on any writing assignment.

Oh! Guess what I just remembered? We might hire a part-time worker in my office. Do you have any idea what the ramifications of that might be??? I would NOT be alone with the colonel all day. I would have someone else who could commiserate with me and, (I know the next part of this sentence is really mean) could make fun of him with me. Behind his back, of course.

Here's the best part, though....this potential employee is an old supervisor of mine and I love her! She might be one of the most knowledgeable people (in this field) I have ever met. She retired from our former company and I have missed her so much! I can't tell you how I hope this deal goes through.

We need new phones in this office. I think the ones we have now were manufactured sometime in the late 70s or early 80s. No caller ID. If you dial too fast, the number doesn't "catch" and you have to do it all over again. Quite frankly, I can't believe I can dial that fast. It makes me feel like a teenager. I can't, however, text 3 paragraphs using only my thumbs in 20 seconds or less like my child can.

So, my goal today is verify the new phone order is processed.

I think the colonel is geared up to give us lots of humor before the day is out - all of which I will share with you. He went to a sales seminar/training class about a month ago and it has required homework. He has materials to read and things to practice. On Thursdays, there is a two hour conference call with his instructor and the other students. As he was a week behind everyone else, this continues to be his refrain, "I just haven't caught up with the rest of you yet," and "I am still in the 'recognition phase' of the process."

Dude, you can't sell. Quit making excuses and play the game with your classmates and teacher.

See? Seinfeld.


Hot Tub Lizzy said...

"I am still in the 'recognition phase' of the process."

OH my word... he's got the bs portion of selling down!

Gary Rith Pottery Blog said...

I bet the Colonel eats a lot of foul lunches and snacks and then issues gas from both ends all day....he seems like that type.

Ronnica said...

Well, you entertain pretty well without talking about anything, so sounds good to me!

I can't wait to her further stories of the Colonel...

Mrs. Who said...

That's me. A blog about NOTHING. It's amazing how much we have to say anyway!

Wep said...

YAY! My old coworker is coming to work with me again too. friendly faces are fun!

Katie said...


I blog about no worries.

Minnesota Matron said...

Ah, but the Matron is a big Seinfeld fan. . .

Wep said...

Tag! You're it!

Anonymous said...

Seinfeld blogger, I like that!

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